dennis hopper is scared of us

The logo for the roughest, toughest bicycle gang this side of Melbourne. If you spy a green apple rolling your way, you'd best scram - tout suite!

first 'thank you' card concept

'I got married' stationary

Ok, number four is just plain impractical.

James is doing an overseas thing.

James, I'm taking my pitch for your newsletter title a step further to beat out the ravaging pack of ravaging savages and all their ravaging. Some, in their ravaging, even want you to call it 'the montgomery mumble.' Well, they didn't make a custom letterhead and post it on their super-fresh blog, did they? [it was the simplest way I could be bothered without emailing you photos direct. Do I even have your email? These days, it seems everything is just facebook this and skype that.] And if they did, well, mine's probably better.

Not good enough, you say? Not personal enough? I get it. I feel you, James Montgomery. I see what's going on here. I sense your ravaging need, and I've got the prescription.

You're welcome.

Ryan did a thing. Ryan out.