New Disneyland slogans, lifted directly from the titles of my father-in-law’s personal Christian theology library.

Disneyland: The Divine Embrace

Disneyland: Victory Over Temptation

Disneyland: Hiding From Love

Disneyland: The Only Wise God

Disneyland: Soul Denial

Disneyland: Losing Our Virtue

Disneyland: The Galileo Connection

Disneyland: Manufacturing Humans

Disneyland: The Family Crucible

Disneyland: Making sense out of suffering

Disneyland: The Case against Christ

Disneyland: Ancient-future time

Disneyland: Dining with the Devil

Disneyland: The Masks of Melancholy